"Stick around... pumping iron"

Crane #7, Pittsburgh, PA

Some people build up their muscles for show, like the genetic abnormals on Venice Beach. Some people need muscles to impress and to intimidate. Some people waste their time. 

These buff super muscle cranes are 100% real, US-fed, natural beefcakes. They don't go to the gym or take protein shakes. How could they? They're welded to the ground. Nope, these cranes are in it for one thing: job satisfaction. 

Pennsylvania is a hard-working state: and Pittsburgh itself has a long tradition of heavy industry. But today there exists a safe balance; with the city's livability rating scoring high since the 1980s, these cranes can enjoy a full day's work and then sleep easy knowing that they breathe clean air and drink fresh water. If they drunk water, that is.